About Trademork

Trademork.com is a lovingly maintained archive of the curious, the questionable, and the flat-out ridiculous trademarks filed with the United States Patent and Trademark Office.

Think of it as the guilty pleasure of intellectual property law—where the serious world of trademarks meets the delightful absurdity of real business names like “EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MEAT™” or “YOGA FOR DRUNKS®.”

Founded by a lawyer (don’t hold that against him), Trademork is not a legal service, a law firm, or a place to get free advice—though you’re more than welcome to read, chuckle, and wonder how half of these even made it past an intern.

Why “Trademork”? Because “Trademark + Dork” was too on the nose. Also taken.

New entries are pulled directly from USPTO filings, handpicked for their weirdness, wordplay, or just general “wait… what?” energy. It’s where branding dreams, copyright nightmares, and caffeine-fueled creativity collide.

If you enjoy watching the fine line between brilliance and brand confusion—welcome. You’re in the right place.

Note: Trademork is run purely for entertainment, commentary, and maybe a little quiet professional envy. Please consult a real attorney before naming your granola startup something like “Granolahh™.” Trust us. We’ve seen worse.

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